Saturday, March 1, 2008

Natural-Born Morons

The liberal pinheads at the New York Times are pretending they are puzzled about John McCain’s citizenship because he was born in the Panama Canal Zone. Is he really an American citizen? Can he legally be elected president? Obviously the NYT has raised these weighty legal questions because their candidate is an African Muslim of uncertain parentage and upbringing. Just trying to even the playing field, I guess.

Let me give the NYT a hand here: What could the constitutional phrase “natural-born citizen” possibly mean? Well, in the context of the 1787 Constitutional Convention, the phrase can only mean someone born in the original 13 colonies! (Either that or anyone who is not a clone.)

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